It is one of the most beautiful words.The English language should
be proud of it. I don’t think any other language has such a beautiful
word.
One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.
He says:
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘f***k’.
It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f***ked Mary)
and intransitive (Mary was f***ked by John),
and as a noun (Mary is a fine f***k).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f***king beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of ‘f***k’.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
Fraud: I got f***ked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: f***ked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am f***ked now!
Aggression: f***k you!
Displeasure: What the f***k is going on here?
Difficulty: I can’t understand this f***king job.
Incompetence: He is a f***k-off.
Suspicion: What the f***k are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a f***king good time.
Request: Get the f***k out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your f***king head off!
Greeting: How the f***k are you?
Apathy: Who gives a f***k?
Innovation: Get a bigger f***king hammer.
Surprise: f***k! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really f***ked.
And it is very healthy too.
If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation — just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra “f***k you!” five times — it clears the throat. That’s how I keep my throat clear! Enough for today.
One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.
He says:
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘f***k’.
It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f***ked Mary)
and intransitive (Mary was f***ked by John),
and as a noun (Mary is a fine f***k).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f***king beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of ‘f***k’.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
Fraud: I got f***ked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: f***ked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am f***ked now!
Aggression: f***k you!
Displeasure: What the f***k is going on here?
Difficulty: I can’t understand this f***king job.
Incompetence: He is a f***k-off.
Suspicion: What the f***k are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a f***king good time.
Request: Get the f***k out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your f***king head off!
Greeting: How the f***k are you?
Apathy: Who gives a f***k?
Innovation: Get a bigger f***king hammer.
Surprise: f***k! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really f***ked.
And it is very healthy too.
If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation — just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra “f***k you!” five times — it clears the throat. That’s how I keep my throat clear! Enough for today.
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